Liquor License

We wrote like a whole description that was witty and good natured, but the fucking thing deleted twice. So...Defend Armenia, long EIS (entertainment industry segment, sports patches, Anne Hathaway having to apologize for playing a deformed character, and Lyft minute (s). Enjoy drunks and tell a friend, keep those 5 star ratings coming in.   email: liquorlicensepodcast@gmail.com Instagram: depewexile

Grow a mustache and support men's health and wellbeing, consider the Movember charity and be safe. If you were not aware the Los Angeles Dodgers have won the world series, as avid fans of the Trolley Dodgers (original name) we discuss the final game and their future. And then the future President, don't listen if you want the same bullshit the news says. As we record on Halloween night, we remember Brandon's mental issues while he has a revelation. Credere notes the weight of mental issues can have. The follow-up answer to why Bob shaved. Emjay delivery service.    Send a message about the show or if you want merch. As always tell a friend and leave us a 5 star rating.   email: liquorlicensepodcast@gmail.com instagram: depewexile    

Dodger talk, but not about actual game play. Quick sports roundup. Finally good news from the mighty mighty D.R. Brandon is terrible at pronouncing diseases and knowing how old exactly he was at certain times. Credere hits us with Rodney memories and Brandon has to ask Paulie about his dad's mustache. Metrosexual minute: Native, Cremo, and It's the Jam. Salsa is all over this episode and can be all over your body (oh behave) with our new LL podcast shirts. Email us and let us know what size. R.I.P. to a weird animal: Spotted Handfish.

We are some proud men, just not Proud Boys. The feeling of general malaise and Brandon's health minute (we hope it ends soon too). Covid Essentials stores and pop up businesses that intrigue those who want to work for themselves. CT scan, shitting with cling wrap, and iodine in your veins. Baseball players and their jewelry. Quick recap of NLCS 2020 and a look ahead to the World Series. America is not what we were promised.   You know the drill: email liquorlicensepodcast@gmail.com instagram depewexile   Leave us a 5 star review or Salsa the iguana gets mad and takes big steaming shits.           

Enyce, how is it really said? Exciting week in sports, we start the podcast as fireworks are blasting around Los Angeles, congratulations Lakers on #17! One last doctor and maybe this health saga will end. Peppermint tea or a slow dance at Peppermints strip club. Metrosexual mintute: tea. We discuss matcha vs maca, peppermint tea and what exactly is green tea good for. Give Brandon pizza or give him death. Quarantine hustles. Watch Drag me to Hell. Quick aside on Marvel films. 10,000 downloads coming soon. Please leave us a 5 star review on any source you listen to us on and while you're at it tell a friend.

More on the downward spiral that has weekly become Brandon's life; puke, shit, pulled tooth, car accident, oh the hits keep coming. We discuss Dodgers starting lineups from the past 20 years, Matt Kemp on these hoes. Credere has been exercising and loving every minute. We get a bit emotional talking about weird sentimental; things from the past; Subway rides, being friends, and basically living that ONE life that you are given. Quick hat talk and a mysterious story about a Bills RB losing his helmet before Super Bowl 28. Getting the perfect balance of THC/CBD to add to menial daily tasks.      We are sponsored by Lagunitas Hi-Fi Hops. No sugar, no calories, not alcohol, but the damn thing will get you buzzed and keep you buzzed.   p.s. Credere watch Class Action Park     

Don't get it twisted we are back with a scorcher (not Brandon's asshole). Pretty segmented this week, for no particular reason. Abnormal appendix and nonstop stomach issues. New segment: Hat Talk. Credere regals us with an EIS that involves a green 1 of 50 NY Mets hat. Trash panda saga. 2 movies to watch: Tread and Class action Park. Never, we mean never watch Birds of Prey. Leave us some show suggestions or let us know you like the show by giving us a 5 star review on your podcast streaming service. We heard something about Rosie Perez.   liquorlicensepodcast@gmail.com

Well we close the book on Brandon’s stomach issue. In Part 3 of this excellent story we get to the root of the problem: appendicitis. Days at the hospital, feeling awful after morphine, shitting gallons of brown water, nurse axl rose and candy strippers. Credere wishes him well and has been right this far on the Lakers season. We got short sports, cmon it’s end of the season for 3 leagues. Being in command about your body and seeing a doctor when your Body tells you too (yes you, Luke). The tiers of homeless and Sportsmen Lodge be poisoning people. Email: liquorlicenaepodcast@gmail.com Instagram: depewexile Shirts, hats, pins what’s coming next? What do you want?

In a roundabout way we preview the upcoming NFL season and give you some well deserved laughs. Mr B (one episode after talking about stressless shits) has a major shitting issue. The LL dietician/life coach/adult mentor Credere chimes in. Subway actually released two damn funny commercials. Make sure to get your Trump $2 bill while supplies last. $1 coins can kiss Collinsworth after a night out on South Beach. Credere's dinner and Louisiana home cooked specialties.

On a fantastic note Brandon has another crippling depressed meltdown about WSP: Work Sleep Podcast (and in writing that would make a damn good name for a podcast, you're welcome). Shitting is the key to mental health and digging into the web is awful for everyone. Dissecting Barbershop and scripts in general. Credere stays hydrated and living life. Horror frog is the weirdest animal we have discussed. Labor Day can fucking kiss our asses, unless it's spent watching wrestling and cartoons.   It's National Alopecia awareness month, so look into it, it's a real thing. Yres, you've all heard Brandon rant about it but people out there are really effected by it.   As always fuck your faces after you send us a comment email: liquorlicensepodcast@gmail.com instagram: depewexile 

Sports talk not about professionals but Brandon's lackluster athleticism. Recall Newsom please. Job Talk: the best, the worst, the indifferent. Entertainment Industry Segment (you're welcome Treeman). Brandon does not like white women, never has.In strange times look up some strange animals, our choice was the New Guinea rainforest Tree Kangaroo.    Keep the downloads coming!    Instagram: depewexile Email: liquorlicensepodcast@gmail.com Social Security numbers: (middle finger emoji)        

Corona has landed at Brandon's household. He gives you the ins and outs of what to expect and how your company will react. Honk for the Bills. Hard Knocks first reviews; Anthony Lynn is a good man and Sean McVay is not. The three letter word that refers to homosexuals and why it shouldn't be used. Black Trans Matter. The world's dumbest thief makes an appearance after Collinsworth gets worked up over "hot mics". Contrary to Credere's beliefs chip and tap cards do exist, believe that.   Website: liquorlicensepodcast@gmail.com Instagram: depewexile

Corona scare hits Brandon's apartment. Getting tested. Hat Club that's what's up, while Credere explains how the bots work. Brandon discovers that even as a child he was aware of movie scene backgrounds and was inexiquistive of select scenes from License to Drive. Bitcoin purchased, Vespa may be next. Credere renames Dodger Stadium for when they win 3 rings in a row. Go Dodgers!   liquorlicensepodcast@gmail.com   Listener poll:   Who wins the NBA title this year?

We wanted to welcome all the new listeners, congratulations on being a L3 (liquor license listener). So we wanted to talk about some things that no one in your office, house, church, bus, or  wherever is talking about: Covid, BLM, millennials are stupid, election 2020 and for good measure we have techinical difficulties. Then some good natured humor arises when we discuss Transplant Lyft rides, Teddy Roosevelt, quick sports, and a review of the worst movie in 10 years: The Tax Collector. David Ayer can write but his directing stinks.   Our email is liquorlicensepodcast@gmail.com   Please send us photos, comments, or questions. Much love, big up. 

We start by hitting on what the sports world looks like with no fans, hint: it sucks. Seattle Kraken and what makes a good sports team name. Collinsworth tries his hand at design. Then the melee begins...Brandon's Lake Tahoe trip. It was quite mellow yet he has some stories to regale you with; including but not limited to: improper use of punctuation (c'mon that's a joke from this sentence), golfing, booze, depression, being on a boat, and social distancing vacationing.    Please tell a friend to listen or to get caught up on back episodes. All our content is free, we just want more listeners. liquorlicensepodcast@gmail.com

The start of Brandon's birthday shenanigans. We really just "talked" on this episode. Basically this is what a conversation between Bramdon and Credere would be if they were on the way to Palmdale. Wax (poetic) candy soda bottles and frozen Charleston Chews. Delayed maturity and why it may happen. LA isn't great but places close by are that great. Starting over in the Hamptons. Have a great week and get ready for Tales from Tahoe; a new podcast coming next week.

Wow we were goofy on this one. Strange collections, sports and Lyft minute. Zoom shirts and typing class. Just Blaze that Blue Dream or hit that tincture. Please tell a friend and email us some ideas to discuss.

Sports and why they should not be played yet. Breakdown of some new websites. Fireworks rain down on LA as people are mostly peaceful, yet probably all went swimming in COVID soup. Credere opens up some thoughtful presents. Brandon idolized Credere's Sidekick while at CSUN. Stupid sayings old people have said over the leftovers their wives prepared. General Tomfoolery with Times-Picayune, Donald Sterling's weird mask wearing lady, and John Legend just being the go-to guy for everything. Enjoy your week, this is the time to be preventative and safe.   We would like to hear from you: liquorlicensepodcast@gmail.com

Credere's Annual Birthday Bash episode that will blow your tits off. Lots of nudes talk. Ian Field (the I Miss You guy) is basically the mayor of Whitsett. Vans shoes. Dispensaries and the early days. Do we already microdose without knowing?  Leave a comment or topic at liquorlicensepodcast@gmail.com

First night in a new bed, the shine box, and bad attire for men to wear. New segment "So Deep Put That Ass to Sleep" only thing is you won't be sleeping you'll be weeping with laughter, yeeeeee! Spork stops by to chat with Credere. Collinsworth just will not leave Brandon's mind. There's no Indian flying foxes in the greater Garnsey/Valley Village area. Which presidents slammed the most hot babes #metoo.