Liquor License

Well the LA lowlifes have now ruined another needed part of life: tire gauges. People who try to get you to understand their dog’s routine are annoying and compromise most of LA dog owners. Quince talk, should be the name of the show with the amount of quinceaneras Brandon has to go to but this one was at the hotel Vacation was filmed at. Mexican achy breaky heart and the pitufos. Road Trip! The horse from IKEA. A product all homeless need, could have the worst name ever to describe the product. 

The Crawford-Canelo fight and what the future of boxing is. Max Kellerman minute. We mentioned about 7 films you should watch. Harvey Keitel is 86, he is this week’s Hollywood Hall of Famer (seems to be a reoccurring bit). Vice Guy Eddie (Brandon) but good isn’t one. Where is America going, we take a stab at it. Social media ruining the country and a simple way to get social media out of your face    

Brandon had to do this episode while holding his baby, so apologies upfront. Summer colds suck and the 80's were the worst for cars. The Bills epic win, start of NFL season. New tv, dinner at Chilis, Black Angus and interracial marriage laws. We cover a lot but then hit you with reviews of Gilded Age, Invasion, Legend of Ochi, and Credere watches a suggestion two years later. Save your money and the buzz ball dwarf.    

In finishing last episode Brandon watches 40 year old virgin and they finish that episodes-long conversation (finally). Sydney Sweeney, Cracker Barrel and Caitlyn Clark are all hot topics, why? What’s really being hidden? The history of Epsom salts, as always fascinating stuff amigos.

Welcome to our favorite time of the year. Kick back as we get you ready for the NFL season by breaking down division winners, playoff predictions and who takes the Lombardi home. We also give our picks for the leagues individual awards. LL sports never disappoints, so bet big if that's your vice cuz LL's got you covered like a Bills blanket at the Super Bowl in Santa Clara, Shoutout Marv Levy.

Brandon has “Newsom hair” and hates it. Scratcher tickets now have NFL teams on them, just not the ones you want. Testerup app is kinda bullshit. Defending 40 year old virgin as best comedy of the past 25 years. We then do a list of best comedies prior to 2000. Some Bills talk and some of that. 

Credere becomes a godfather again but it was presented much differently this time. Black movie breakdown. WASSUP (weird animal segment): how Chameleons change colors, it’s way weirder than you think. Also, side note we were a little baked so the science behind the conversation may not be 100%. LA praise and cons: fix the sidewalks, hot guys make Brandon insecure and he’s surrounded by them, and Lake Balboa 20 years later. Chance the drunk and Cliff Collins connection. Completionism: is a new self diagnosis Brandon has given himself which leads to many of his faults. Enjoy.    

We give everyone a preview of the upcoming LL Sports NFL season breakdown (but we realize it and save it). Hard Knocks, Billions and The Good House were watched and reviewed. Freaky Tales teaser for next week, the movie not actual freaky tales. Dan Q Landscaping and a vhs tape: of a sub genre of film from 1987-1993 dubbed Island Comedies (yes we made that up). We Landed on the Moon! And are planning on putting a nuclear reactor there?! What! Brandon has a sneaker section in his phone with you guessed it pictures of his sneakers, wish that was a joke.    

Shout out to Marv Levy being 100, some Bills talk, some LL sports (shit happens). Quarterbacks on Netflix really picked some duds. Happy Gilmore 2 review and entire plot reveal. Drinking minute: malt liquor is out of control. Baby stuff does not laugh. Porn, Sirius radio, Van Nuys golf and alcoholism all tie this one together.    

Well we’re a bit late but we still dedicate the episode to Ozzy and Hulk. Credere confused Kiss with Black Sabbath, which leads to a classic rock discussion. Add to that some Beatles talk and Brandon’s wife thinking he likes a song about a fat lady. El Torito, best round of golf, and Jurassic World Rebirth review. Which leads to the bulk of this episode: cinema may be hot in LA but is a dying medium across the globe. Why does Brandon torture himself by going to the movies? Mass review and our “oh we get this” church moment with Church’s chicken. Mumford; a colonial reenactment place in Western New York is brought up, shout out to Mumford.     

One more point about Carlitos Way. Who really is the GOAT of acting and the two on two acting battle debate. AMC vs Regal. Why people aren’t seeing movies and how that probably won’t change. F1 review, with not any spoilers (Credere is yet to see it). Reading Rainbow theme. Brandon’s recycling past and present. LL sports: nfl Vegas over and under team wins, just a teaser before our kickoff show. Women are getting “gains” now more than ever, we find out why. When did the term wife beater start being used when referring to an A shirt/tanktop.

The guys discuss age on this one. Brandon is turning 44 which was the number we thought was worn by full back Mike Alstott(turns out he’s number 40). Credere weaves a metaphor of his on field prowess to how we should live day to day. The battle of the LA zoo. Watching Carlitos Way again, really hits different. Red Bull light, daily recommended dose of caffeine and Jager bombs end up in Energy Drink Round-Up. Fuck having long hair and bicycles. Brandon’s mom confirms how many of his ticks/quirks are actually just hand me downs. The Moa is being brought back, why?

In typical LL fashion the boys spin how being on camera can cost you your life into a 360 degree episode. In Memoriam: Michael Madsen and Young Noble. Shout out Kershaw. Fourth of July community vibes and outsider vibes all at the same event. Grad parties back in the day. What race has the most dwarves (we used the M word and apologize for it). Ooo Weeee minute: yes cannabis is much stronger and label the shit correctly. Enjoy our talk about Billions and Dan Soder. We get political quickly and really don’t take a side, sorry.    

Brandon got his glasses from Costco and he is damn happy with the price. That’s not all that was purchased at Costco; pizza flavored chips. The younger generation is “cooked” from stress, skin care, social media, no community, and the world today. As some old guys (as Brandon put it not Credere) we really see why we think we have the better generation. Baby animal books from China are bullshit. Two Trader Joe’s: the huge scoop. Brandon gets “weirder” in his 40s with gardening. Watch The Studio after our glowing review. 

Yes the game is on while we record, yes you’ll already know before listening, but what you didn’t know is that today is Credere’s birthday….shout out. We talk war and why. Brandon tries to tell a simple 24 hour trip to SF that basically takes the length of the episode with all of the off ramps taken. Said off ramps include: Goodfellas and The Departed talk. Oakland isn’t that bad, its western Buffalo. Brandon found his way to fly, so good bye anxiety stories and hello Xanax induced ones. Happy birthday Credere 

We really circled back to the last month of podcasts to wrap it up in a nice bow. Quick LL sports as we’re watching the NBA finals. Dedications: Brian Wilson and Happy Birthday 2pac. Father’s Day 2025. Cancers don’t like to fly, we have proven this with great abundance. No Kings vs Army Parade, Iran vs Israel, who actually has nukes and why? Life on the Line single handledly could be Travoltas worst movie and Dragnet rules. Brandon the Hat Trend Setter.    

This weeks dedication is for Sly Stone, RIP. The gentlemen share their past with his music and possible scripts. The ICE situation in LA, we don’t get political we just say the facts. All the old shirts that made 1990-1992 worth living and cutting the sleeves off of. Brandon the hipster and Vinyl Segment. Judith the Nudith just because. Lullabies and Ed the zebra gets air lifted. Put a seat belt on for this one.    

We steal a little bit from the Catholic Church by dedicating episodes from now on, or just this week who knows. But 515 is dedicated to you the actual fans who keep listening and find us somewhat relevant. Fight or flight issues. Exercise and its untold benefits. Underage kids really give Brandon fits on a Friday night. Sticking to your convictions even over something so miniscule, ie Bud Light being “gay”.  A Saturday that was anxiety overload, along with Credere’s panic attack. Church clothes, preach, tabernacle.  

The last days of Judi: zoo, more than waffles, and laughs. LL sports segue: bills offseason and nba playoffs. Also Brandon thinks using a 70 year old rule in basketball would make the game better. The time we spent with a scammer; the Isa saga is ongoing. Another failed script we attempted. Coconut water tastes like feet. Mission Impossible 8 review and watch the Pee Wee Herman doc.    

Grandma Landed is a new restaurant in sunny California, but it was another SoCal chain restaurant that caused an earth shattering event to start out the show. Actual grandma lands and Brandon has been going non stop. The past weeks included but not limited to: Mexican Mother’s Day, Mother’s Day, golf, dodgers, missed anniversary, Santa Barbara, Olive Garden, and did Brandon steal his wedding intro. We also discuss Night Breed and Liver King; not must watches but fun ones. The WB backlot tour and Brandon’s failed writing career. This was an action packed vacation episode, enjoy.