Liquor License

Brandon and his wife take a journey up the California coast. At the age where stocking up is wise. First road trip in a Tesla; pros and cons. Credere found a natural, organic wine that has to be shipped from Denmark, yet comes with rave reviews. Best joke of 2021: we have a fan page. Great work whoever did that: DaddyLikeLL. Possibly an extended break from Los Angles. Easter is here next week and we decide to just list off all the holy days, why not. Mr 895 has entered the building.

For fuck's sake Brandon's car finally gets in and not without a myriad of issues. The bittersweet week that was: comedy shows, Roaring 20s, younger generation, one more party for Frosty complete with Benihana, and Tesla talk. Brandon has a mid-episode self-edit that may seem weird but spared you 45 minutes about bums. Celebrating the Life of Cedric.

Credere decides to pile on to Brandon's already hectic, yet mellow week. In the middle Brandon proceeds to hit his dog and is near tears the rest of the episode. Yeah, this was a weird one. Some sports talk and Coming 2 America review. Lordy Lordy and such. Guy's wife almost kills him because she thinks he was cheating (funny damn story). Brandon's goal for the rest of his life: stop judging. 2pac said it best "only God can judge me".

Well we go down some dark roads early but then really brighten the mood with some emergency shit stories (they’re back)! Brandon hates the photo in his room and decides to nitpick every part of it, wonderful. Credere loses at goggle dick follies but wins at life while talking about his dad being his basketball coach. WASSUP segment: horny toad and science. Time capsule talk or TCT as they say in the bidness.

Going to Dick's sporting goods and thinking back at time spent there. An empty mall except for Spencer's and Lids. Tiger may have been drunk or not, he got one for Kobe. The Nets should win the NBA championship. Mr Buffalo and working out, the early days. The hot chick in the group and her guy. Dating app advice.

We catch up on some questions from episodes past. More Goggle Dick Follies sponsored by Tom Ford. Day off and new eyeglasses for Mr B. King of Staten Island has a weird impact on Brandon and his thinking. Credere watched Judas and the Black Messiah. Ordering pickup and birthday cake pop-tarts, fucking stink. Gypsy lady brings Brandon some good luck is there more in his future......

Brandon has a disgusting diseased leg. Metrosexual minutes: DDP Yoga and yoga mats, face creams, scents, and wipes. Dating in your 20s compared to your 30s. Don't lie to a person, just be upfront. Superbowl recap that includes zero actually game play. Mr #metoo feels he is perfectly in his rights to say "men are talking here". Are homeless women hoes? Have a great valentine's day or not.   Check out eatbirdbox.com and use promo code:  ILoveBirdBox We suggest the mamba wings.

For no reason we discuss Brandon's attempt to stir up #metooers and fucking calling someone Boss, STOP IT; ma'am. Super Bowl 55 preview (only 20 seconds spent on actually game play) and the boys finally agreed across the board. More The Weeknd talk. Drinks that we savor and alcohols that just do not do it anymore. Malls are completely dead except for one Tesla dealership that Brandon ventured into.    liquorlicense.libsyn.com is the site to hear past episodes. 

Somethings that we usually don't discuss are talked about: religion, politics, college years and strip clubs. Don Magic Juan and his pimp vernacular. Lousy day and Lyft pink. Jizz covered scrambled eggs and goggle dick answers revealed. Brandon was 1 for 1, big up. The state of bowling and weird menial job guy. Priests don't beat it? Chuuuuuch 

A weird yet surreal start to the show as Brandon deals with the exact issue he has been trying to correct. Credere suggests that Brandon should be "buzzed" because he is overthinking way too much. AFC and NFC championship picks. The history of Brandon's podcast career and what he is trying to do for YOU the listener. Listen to HotBoxin. Best rap features, label collaborations, and Ugodzilla. Bee careful around bees. Mafia!

Hold on to your tits, this one is coming in hot. Escapees from hospitals, why not pay for their hotel room. Short yet needed sports section. The Weeknd and how excited we are for the Super Bowl. Treeman sponsored Dr Feelgood segment: click spray and orange cookies. Bartles & James makes a comeback, and the south sells self made 6 packs. Goggle Dick Follies or GDF is to become a weekly segment about Brandon's highs and lows as an athlete, voted on by the audience. A non gay Collinsworth. Credere wins the gift giving award this year. Now is the time to tell a friend to jump on the LL bandwagon wooo wooo and thanks for enjoying our stupidity.   Instagram:  liquor_license_podcast email: liquorlicensepodcast@gmail.com

The title was supposed to be Present Day but as you'll hear Brandon unwinds as do his titles. Making your wife laugh. Shawshank is like always on somewhere. Spend some money on yourself because Brandon tries to copy Credere and get Tom Ford glasses, yep that didn't work out. Tu Latino Tv and jailbreakin', yikes. Taking a moment to breathe and not be a complete asshole. Lots of weed is just around. Brandon's financial minute; Bitcoin explained in 14 seconds. the inaugural Liquor License spelling bee. Be present and stay the fuck out of the past.   Tell a friend, keep the downloads coming and we will keep putting them out. sponsor: portrait_moments on IG

We give a brief review of New Year's Eve (not Steve). 2020 is over and Credere threw that bitch away like a dirty jizz rag. Our year's in review. My Block ayyyyappp (trademarked) and the future of cities. Brandon's financial minute without help from Gza. Tom Brady and most QBs don't seem like rather fun people. Nike jerseys bring kids to that college. Under Armour comes in third like the Clippers. The concept often discussed but never detailed until now: designed oblivescence. We are firing on all cylinders this year, watch your assholes.

The gifts we got, the gifts we gave and the laughs that were had. Bitcoin paranoia. Brandon was dusted and not particularly entertaining, so Credere held the show together with talk of NBA jam AKA G-SHIT.

A poignant discussion about Kanye West and his works. Somehow during our delightful holiday office party talk, dome,brain,skull was brought up and never left. Brandon is plumpin' mafuckas (no idea either). Levee fires in Louisiana and Christmas Eve rituals.    Sponsors: aromale.com   Instagram: liquor_license_podcast

It's a rare week as Brandon has nothing to complain about. Time is winding down on Christmas purchases so we divulge what the best and worst gifts you can get this year. Don't get Brandon slippers, but buy Credere some and a robe that fits. Last Christmas is a terrible song until Collinsworth gives his remix. Nostalgia abound. Plowing snow and 12 foot icicles. Leave us a review and follow us IG: liquor_license_podcast This week's sponsor: AROmale.com for all your everyday and holiday needs. Great manly candles, we are fans.

Treeman you finally get your segment about medicinal and recreational marijuana. We talk about the positive effects of CBD and recommendations; Humboldt Apothecary, Nuvata and Nano 5. Brandon's piggy bank and Credere's reasoning to just have paper. Starting to get muscles at 15 and wife beaters. Concerts we attended and what an odd time the early 2000s were, that's hot. Grown up temper tantrums and the precise schedule Brandon follows when bathing. IG: liquor_license_podcast Leave us a review and check our sponsor: potrait_moments on instagram. Great photos and cheap prices. Cock pics are 10% extra.

We start with sports: best to wear 80, football MVP, the running back position (only sexual if you're Collinsworth), and fuck conspiracies. Gay Tony Dungy was attempted and failed miserably. No masks in Louisiana and no trim neither. The liquor assortment at Crerdere's feast, it's a lot. Brandon's zooted family time and in-law gathering. Tyson vs Jones fight review. "Two Princes" is the worst pop song of the 90s, if you don't agree let us know liquorlicensepodcast@gmail.com   Please give us a follow on Instagram: liquour_license_podcast   Leave a 5 star review so that more people can be tortured by our awful views.

First podcast we have done in 2 different states; Louisiana and California. Is "matrixy" a word and can it describe our existence. Celebs met in your hometown vs Los Angeles' daily celeb sightings. Suicide conversation. The King of Thailand has a girlfriend that the whole country knows about, what? 90s last good decade and having soft, exfoliated skin in today's #metoo era. Happy Thanksgiving to all our fans and families.   NEW Instagram: liquor_license_podcast Give us a follow and some words of wisdom.          

Los joins the boys for a discussion that is often interrupted by brandon. Movies we watched, things we do better than other people, and best "area" bars in LA county. We go humble to cocky real quick. Oktoberfest discussion at the end of November, its alcohol related so whatevs. Pumpkin flavoring is just awful. Proboscis monkey has nose envy.      liquorlicensepodcast@gmail.com instagram: depewexile