Liquor License

LL 255 "Policy of Truth"   As a "listener" you would think we have this zoom style of podcasting down...wrong. Sorry for the behind the scenes issues and the peak behind the curtain of what makes this show tick. Every product jumps on a new gimmick ingredient; lavender, charcoal, etc. Copper aka Aaron Judge hits a grand slam off covid-19 to win the World Series (a very elaborated anecdote by Brandon. The clearness that we both feel in troubling times. Growing up and not taking advantage of the good things that made you who you are now. People are still dicky. Japanese spider crab makes an appearance. 

Buckle up listeners, we have an all over the place, non-political, goofy as balls romp of a podcast for that ass. Sobriety and opening your eyes. The problems with face masks and the acne being caused. Mr Metrosexual stops by to give advice on what cleansers to be using. Vegan shampoo, why? Not judging a book by its cover and immediately following; judging a book by it's cover. Fatsos and fast food ayyyppps. All white sneakers and church pants (sucks). Macropinna Macrostoma is one bizarre fish. The Liquor License quiz game has Credere on the hot seat, does he make it to next week...stay tuned. 

We discuss the ongoing riots and pandemic. We look at why we get along and how people never will. Also 2019 may be the best year in human history. Stores closing down. Why looters are useless but Credere makes the valid point that nothing will be done. Then Brandon's tincture kicks in and we get a little goofy. Poodle exercise video, cough drop minute, and the Kama Sutra. Also a big teaser for next episode. Go put a fat rabbit on a craftmatic. email us: liquorlicensepodcast@gmail.com

Explaining Brandon's old roommate: Tony; again. Why people have to imagine themselves as something else and not cherish what they are. Dog relaxation youtube videos; another one of Brandon's embarrassing anecdotes. Aye-Aye matey. Baby Js and Kevin Spacey knitted hats. Absurd Planet basically ripped off LL (or they just have a budget and people paying them, but whatevs). Baked weekend: videos, gifts, cake, weird celebrations that someone had to have come up with. The Last Dance of us watching The Last Dance. Health minute: self therapy, more endoscopys (make sure you wash off the stick), dry asshole lips, sensitive nipples, and just everything else going right for the gang. Credere not a fan of "wet-willys"

Brandon is distracted for the 1st half making fresh orange juice. One year of marital bliss and the weird "who came up with that" things that go along with the anniversary. Health update: it's all good baby baby, thanks Dr Biggie. The giant isopod and whether or not Ludacris or Nelly would make for a better voice. Marvel films no one saw, weird things on tv, and general media discussion. Slow week, we're sorry. We will try and get some energy back and flowing next week, until then stay safe and enjoy some Doritios with your pet Isopod.

Pacu fish will eat your balls or your "bar dick". Ancient grain cereal and why/how Brandon falls victim to marketing. ESPN unveils its 74 best basketball sneakers, as we often talk about this let's see what the experts say. More amusing things to watch as we start to reopen America. But what is actually opening and why. New parents are all having male children, much like the increase of male births after WWII. We really want to do a show where we answers questions the audience has. Could be alcohol related, sports, movies, life, etc...Just send your questions to our email liquorlicensepodcast@gmail.com.    

Glacous Atlanticus, a very odd and interesting creature. Cornering the market on Dr Teals; Credere and Brandon are the SFV reps for this product and can help you find the right mix. Three days three procedures, never a good thing having that much time at doctor's offices during a pandemic. Like a Boss and 90 Day Fiancee fucking stink, yet we have fun talking about them. Atypical season 3 is starting off great. A lengthy discussion of White Men Can't Jump, take that people who say who don't have good bits. Credere is ready for the world with leg stretches and Brandon is ready for the infirmary with his growing number of internal issues and pains. Be well and as always tell a friend, now is the time for someone to binge listen to Liquor License.

Some technical difficulties but we almost perfected our quarantine podcasts. Brandon’s quick update and fuck insurance companies. Small takeaways from the first NFL virtual draft. Winners: LSU and the Dolphins. Losers: Commissioner Goodell and the guy who wore a bathrobe on national tv. Jerry Jones and Shakeys. Rabbit Hole week: mostly about dust and the penis snake; yes that’s right this week’s bizarre animal is an amphibian named the “penis snake”. What we watched, read, listened to, and focused on. Setting up your day so going back to work doesn’t cause major mental issues. Oh yeah inject disinfectant in your body and create a Sabre toothed Tiger, what? Silent discos and mango juice makes you fart per Mrs D. Ziploc apparatus have just fallen apart. Be safe and pass us on to a friend, what else do they have to do, why not add a smile to someone’s face.   

Mr. B's health update and what he has to have happen before returning to work. Loving your doctor and listening to every suggestion he gives. Jaundice as an adult: no the sun won't help. We then track the films that we have watched and choose only a few to discuss. Credere likes the look and ease of Netflix. Books that are helpful and well written. Some other podcasts to check out (after listening to LL) and some mobile games you may enjoy with your free time. Order a happy hour drink through Postmates and enjoy the new weird animal of the week.   This week's sponsors are Vitamin Waiter Zero Sugar Squeezed and San Pellegrino Aranciata. Check them out but maintain social distancing, plese.   As always write us a line or if you have questions we can answer while doing the show send all content and questions to: liquourlicensepodcast@gmail.com

Update on Brandon's health and his distended stomach (believe me it's no fun). More doctor visits and prescriptions, finally. We still on quarantine until 5/15 could be even longer. We discuss what each sport could do and if it's even worth it. Then the real fun starts: we've both been home for weeks so of course we watched some things. Mr. Wiggles and Huff N Puff. Yeti crab. Busta Rhymes Dangerous. It went off the rails but we brought it back.

First remote podcast. Gouging seniors is just down right wrong. Tiger King, yes we know everyone has seen it. But who doesn't like a good LL review. Doc Antle and his stable. Also we discuss Most shot in or based around film locations. Boston takes the number one spot, for rough and tumble-ish films, as of late.Then we get to that moment wear Brandon almost died, yet he is still here to annoy you. He didnt' want to stay in in rehab, he said no no no. Taking suggestions for new podcasts names: Fat Bitches and Pie, or Black and Farty. Those are two examples. Don't worry we probably won't change the name but the booze part is out, but who are we kidding we have 25 years of drunk stories that haven't even been touched. Side Note: Brandon wants to return all the love and well wishes he received. We live in a weird time and for people to care that much, it is much appreciated.  

well we discuss buying a new computer at Costco and the non-chaos that was there. Audio seems to be ok, Credere did have a mask on. Lengthy Coronoavirus talk that devolves into Salsa and Collinsworth. The Pink Fairy Armadillo (not a joke). Helping people out with money, and why we are such great guys.   As always tell a friend. liquorlicensepodcast@gmail.com

Los joins us to wax poetic. The barter system that is now in effect. We discuss the LA shutdown and Brandon being a superhero. Analyzing hip-hop beats and the producers. New NFL CBA and how stupid it is. The glass frog is the weird animal of the week. Stay safe everyone and enjoy a laugh at this time. Tell a friend.   liquorlicensepodcast@gmail.com

Well a lengthy discussion about the current outbreak ensues. Flat Earthers and how stupid they are. Things to watch: Dave, Police Academy, and Hip Hop evolution. Things not to watch: Hobbs and Shaw, Mortal Engines, and Hall Pass. Leafy sea dragon rounds out this episode.

This is a first, we did the podcast from an actual liquor store. The Sunda Colango, look it up. Food delivery services overcharge you. New Balance Fresh Foam part 3. Why don't bums have allergies. Hillary. Threesomes and porn escorts.

Watching Warrior and Crazy Heart, again. Act 2 anxiety yips. How we wrote and what we wrote. Venezuelan poodle moths. Worst teams in every sport. Love it or hate it the underdogs on top.   liquourlicensepodcast@gmail.com depewexile on instagram

Quick editorial note about our Drive talk, then reactions to the Kobe celebration. Zamboni driver gets to play his first NHL game at 43 (gives us hope). Scams galore: FedEx, counterfeit bills, and just worthless people. Subway basically sucks but Brandon still goes there but not for the black forest ham. Fast food minute. New weird animal discussion of the Axolotl. iPhone games vs board games. What games we played as youngsters. Make sure to follow our instagram: depewexile

Valentine's Day 2020 was a dandy filled with pea soup and cards. How the corona virus got spread. Movies we watched: Drive (again) and The Other Guys. Having a female trim your sideburns = bad idea. As always tell a friend or a foe and email us at liquorlicensepodcast@gmail.com   Sponsors and youtube videos coming soon.

Being an old man and the things you have to deal with. Never ending colds. Should Brandon have children? Oscars 2020 talk. Brandon's weekend trip: Bill Burr, winning money, buying a Pendleton Big Lebowski sweater, and everything in between.

Super Bowl 54 wrap-up, including commercials, halftime and Jimmy G sucking. RIP Kobe. Skrewball peanut butter whiskey is the sponsor and we discuss it. The beer thief at Brandon's job and him going deep cover. More hugs and less slugs, let us know if that should be a LL t-shirt. Enjoy your week.