Liquor License

To celebrate the 400th episode the boys get deep, so deep...you know the rest. Topics including but not limited to: the Oscars, Chris Rock, and last time we cared. Ghost kitchen name roundup. Worst tattoos and if we had any close calls. We discuss the planet and religion in a very cerebral (for us) segue. Addiction and that young young. Celebrate 400 episodes with us by telling a friend and leaving us a review on any platform you are listening on.          

New segment: this week in headlines. Ancient dildos and Steven "The Commie' Seagal. Good for that guy: Geno Smith....until Credere crowns Brandon this week's "good for that guy" because of his scheduling mastery. Round-up of DJ and Paulie's LA trip with a mix pack of beverages. Arizona talk! Strip malls galore, you whore. By the time the Dziengielewskis get to Arizona; the wedding saga.   

We are joined by two guests Paulie and DJ. The audio is a bit off but stick with it, it’s a good one. Super fan and 716it group owner Paulie fills us in on being at all the Bills games this year and the blizzard. DJ is days away from being married and in the wedding anxiety phase. We talk unicycles, sports, He Man the stripper and Andy Reid. We talk about the Comedy Store show from the night before. Credere drops “hubcap knowledge”.

We come in hot with an ooooo weeee review. We switch topics to a blind taste test of new beverages: Hop Smash and Prime by Jake Paul (also discussed). EIS: Crederes Oyster Bay and Hollywood recap. Jordan Peele discussion. Hipster definition and is it just LA style. This was a barn burner so make sure to check out the IG: liquorlicensepodcast where you can see Brandon’s new ring. 

The review of Super Bowl 57; lousy sequels, great game, and what’s ahead. No vista of no view for Brandon. Why do courses force foursomes on you? A quick take on The Last of Us. The best new show on tv. Leave a review if you like the show or even if you hate it. 

Brandon wants you to enjoy the SuperBowl while munching on Aliens. Credere suggests you never judge a book by it's cover unless it's written by a Black author during Black History Month. Overall stay stress free because Nate Dogg left us too soon.

We discussed a new noodle snack; Rap Snacks (yes same as the chips). Master P is really trying to help people who are down and out. Facial hair minute: Credere stays the same, since 4th grade and Brandon is ever changing. Is Cliff Booth rated R Forrest Gump? The boredom of Brandon's life has him figuring out lotto probabilities, wonderful. EIS: DC's new slate, James Gunn, Avatar, and You People review.         

Credere brings Brandon a Damar Hamlin sweatshirt and they recap what happened in divisional round weekend play. They make Super Bowl picks and really dislike Ken Dorsey. Jurassic World Dominion review. Brandon has a 3 hour limit at a bar and he explains his rationale. Credere discusses Baton Rouge and mosquitos. 40th birthdays and bars that change names. Michael Jackson really tried to change the world with his music, everything else aside.         

This episode is dedicated to Credere’s grandmother, with sad souls. Super wild Card weekend review and division round preview. Michael McDonald vs Mike McDaniels. Beat off dildo bum. B.U.M. Equipment = shorts over jeans. Why some cities house migrants: votes. Brandon has a podcast interview revealing his only credit on television. 90s sketch shows. Podcast gift bags; a revelation.

Brandon gives an epilogue to his flavored tobacco rant from 90. Stop using crisp apple for soda/seltzer/anything and Credere says shove the cinnamon up your butt corporate America. National Title game and Stetson Bennet IV chances in the NFL. Breakdown of super wild card weekend. The meat and potatoes of the episode: Album battle - Get Rich or Die Trying VS The Documentary. Brandon has research, Credere has real life stories, and we give you a champion. Smoke one.

The guys start out by talking about the stupid new cigarette laws and other annoying things. NoLa is also a do over location. Brandon proceeds to explain what an Entertainment book is, it's Groupon but with paper coupons. Credere's family does not use coupons unless they are available at Staples online. He also was dressed like Roc so we discussed the sitcom. We have to discuss the Damar Hamlin hit and consequent nightmare Brandon watched live. Prayers are with the Hamlin family. Uber drivers are probably lit up and Credere could care less because he was buying booze in highschool. 

We recount Brandon's holiday journey to Florida. Along the way we discuss booze, oooh weeee, pierogies, manatees, and what Florida the state would look like in a strip mall. We discuss the Blizzard of 2022 and mourn those lost in Buffalo and around the country. Southwest will be no more after this flight fiasco. Brandon gets a hat hutch. We found the real meaning of Christmas magic. Soon enough you'll be able to enjoy some LL magic with a new shirt idea we pitch. A Catholic mass banger. Happy New Year and if we have one afro-mation it is to keep bringing you a weekly podcast that hopefully makes you think and chuckle. Epilogue: RIP Pele

In our sixth annual office christmas party extravaganza we get crunk! First we take a look back at the most talked about topics on the show this past year to Credere's dismay. Some personal gains and hopes for the future. Brandon tries to break down how The Beatles are the only comparison to 2pac. Drake somehow gets involved and a history lesson is given, you're welcome. Tripledemic the sequel. Bad commercials and the Tom Cruise commercial. Bullet Train. In a real manly battle the boys pit Bieber vs Messi in Good for that Guy honors. Merry Christmas and every day is a holiday from Liquor License.         

Were coming in hot…..with PSAs, what will happen to LA and what could actually “help” the situation. Brandons scammers. A look at the Lakers. Drunk guy annoys the guys. Deaf Guy Uber. Watts 1992. Feeling bad for people who buy the troll hair, fake chain, etc. of the losing team. Enjoy this one peeps.

Brandon can't stop doing Macho Man, doing Macho Man...yeah! Two BIG ideas are discussed: LA is using the concept of inclusion when it comes to homelessness and they shouldn't & a new bill pay app that we are begging you don't steal. LL is for men who wanna be smooth mafuckas and women, per Brandon. Credere explains his penchant for the holidays. Good for that Guy: Coach Prime. Val Venus and wrestling talk...yeah! Hallmark xmas movies are written from a program, no living person could write that trash. Creating our own Christmas film (hopefully its a stag film). A brief review of Smile and Two Headed Shark Attack starring Brooke Hogan...yeah.

We discuss thanksgiving and why certain people celebrate the way they do. We also have a look at how parts is the country still hire based on race: college football. Good for that guy: Mike White. We look at why Russell Wilson is so bad, credere does not believe the hype. But Chuck D does when doing a Marv Albert impression. Hollis the amnesia crackhead. ABC Sports ™️presents Brandon’s Saturday Leisure Sports Day. Brandon lived a Christmas movie and is just realizing it.

We depart from the fast paced style of last week to offer a more in-depth look at thoughtfulness. If we’re lacking or above average. We talk short sports: Ed O’Bannon thank you, NFL and NCAA standings and watching The Replacements. Core values vs personal likes. We hope you’re all thoughtful this Thanksgiving. Your gift from us is an episode a day early, you and your whole family is welcome.

We go rapid fire with these topics: Chappelle on SNL, jean jacket wearing 71 year old security guard, Peyton Manning hosting CMAs, two in the pink shooter guy, getting locked out, sweetflower delivery guy, and a mexican guy working out with no shirt and man tits. If that isn't enough we have a meaningful discussion about being a Xenniel and naming of generations. OOOOO WEEEE review: Garlic Blossom by A Golden State. WASSUP: Lorises and their elbow venom New segment added alert: Good for That Guy.

The boys discuss the LA mayors race, the rain and Josh Allen’s injury. Brandon has a surreal moment back in the alley. Credere has some light hearted fun taking his niece and nephew trick or treating. Some great commercials are on tv. Also props to cold medicine and a complete breakdown of how to beat the common cold. You’re welcome.

Thank you and shout out Oars and Alps. BPL: Brad Pitt Lite. Growing a beard and long hair at the same time is the worst thing. Metrosexual 5 minutes. 2022 Halloween: Brandon Two Costumes. Credere has never heard about Miss Cleo's DNA test and boy is he fascinated by the results. Baseball hat cleaning tips, you're welcome.