Liquor License

On this 420 episode we try out Cherry Jane again and Highatus gummies. Knock at the Cabin is yet another M Night movie that completely fucking gets ruined in the second act much like his past 7 films, yuck. We then go deep into these topics: the Rockerfeller school system still in place, aliens are real and no one cares, paintdowns, calling after 9, and people not having joy. Why aren’t vasectomies illegal in conservative states? Black Tony. Johnie Cochran shout out. Brandon has an idea of what he wants to be like as a senior. Credere chooses Tom Cruise. Going through a Chick-Fil-A bender.

Brandon gets some gifts. Ohtani thoughts and brief glimpse into what LL Sports will be like, get ready, Why baseball doesn't resonate with black youth. A breakdown of Will Smith albums (don't ask why). The Pak MGM, Best Friend, and a really bad youtube commercial. Going to see Vacation. Birthday weekend wrap-up and the absurdity of trying to see a movie with a pink jacketed manager.         

Credere enjoys a cold beer. Brandon's last days of 41 have him thinking of numerology. Some great health news. Credere talks about the film business and how certain interview styles can have you entertained without watching. Chad Michael Murray and Depew don't mix. Social anxiety again and why we'd rather stay home. Viper security systems. We just have to live with the homeless. Cannabis grow updates, take your turmeric.         

We discuss the business behind the DC/Marvel box office battle, after Credere gives his review of the Flash. Watch bupkis on Peacock, Creed fucks! Credere likes an easy serial show to wind down. The State of Tipping 2023: enough. A gentleman's guide to maintaining your cash. Miss Cleo needs to lose weight. Audience poll: should Cleo meet her son?  liquor_license_podcast on instagram  liquorlicensepodcast@gmail.com

We start by discussing the past 4th festivities and why LA just does not stop with fireworks. Tales from the liquor store: Stump & Brandy. The summer before college was 24 years ago for the boys and Brandon looks back at the hectic month of August 1999. Another Beatles segue: comparisons to modern hip hop labels and Catcher in the Rye. Is Louisanna that deadly and why? Shout out to Juvenile and No Limit Records. People who just lie about stories and what becomes of them. All of this and a whole lot more on this installment of Liquor License.

Brandon fresh off an endoscopy and Michael Jackson juice, HEE HEE, has a clean bill of health. We discuss men's health and some steps you need to take at every age. How bad turbulence is and how people can sleep during it. Brandon borrowed a cd and had an electronic music phase. New scams: blow torch (enough), no gas and piss jug bandit. Red Rocket is highly recommended as is The Rocketeer. The Three Tenors and their place in the Dziengielewski household. Listener questions: liquorlicensepodcast@gmail.com        

We switch from sports to hip-hop relevance in an instant, be ready. Wu-Tang Forever retrospect. Brandon gets his car back. Men who don't work with women. What is causing social anxiety for Brandon? Movie reviews: Rampage, Flamin, Meg, Knocked Up, Gremlin 2, Way of Water and Dog, yep no one said they were good. Then this miracle of a film was viewed: Tip Toes. We recommend everyone watch it and get back to us liquorlicensepodcast@gmail.com    

Don't know if it was a not so busy week but the boys talk sports (not for long and it's kinda scattered). Rockstar golf. Going to see Joe List and his openers. Brandon never really understood the name Paul Bearer. RIP Iron Sheik; a quick remembrance for the wrestling fans. Beast Mode is in Bottoms, check out the trailer. A member of the human family tree that does not exist anymore, we guess why. Worst animal you ever hit with a car aka The Most Zoo Radio bit ever. Why do you listen, no it's not rhetorical let us know at llpodcast@gmail.com

Real brief sports wrap up. Semen drop off. Brandon has to deal with an old man that has a 22 year old "girlfriend". The Arby's breed. Bad fashion: black stone washed jeans. Golf plans and oooo weee review. Emans first birthday at Marina del Rey. Shout out Daryl's in Carson, CA. $50 to fill up gas?! Boys and Girls club talk. Buffalo thong: a remembrance. 

Sports talk (short) and Rap bobbleheads. Video of homes for sale on IG with rap tracks behind them; know your audience. The Magnolia projects and cooking in jail. Oooo Weee review: flower overstock, lemonade the store, and WeedWorking. Golfing: the ins and outs, this past weekend, Brandon's sunburn and fake tanning. Brandon's 90 days of hell as a telemarketer in the year 2000. Credere finally sees Air, Brandon watches The Machine and they both watched the Rodzilla doc, well maybe only half. 

We give our respects to Jim Brown, Tina Turner and the Lakers. Credere has only seen Beetlejuice once. Round Ball Rock and what a cornball John Tesh is. Vent segment: quest diagnostics and enterprise rental cars. Yucca app, not a sponsor but we give a shout out. How do aliens have sex, E.T. sex? Culture High documentary review. Where does the time go in a day; the boys contemplate this fascinating topic.           

Brandon cannot pronounce covid correctly because of his accent or because he is in the middle of the worst cold in 2 years. Getting an ultrasound. Being a godfather and the bilingual mass; communion talk. Evilness, AI, and vanity are sending this country down a weird, rapidly increasing march to disaster. Brandon finally finds out about Epstein. That gambling tick. Short Sports convo on Lakers and NFL schedules.            

We again start with ooo wee talk (short this week). We then discuss Soulja Boy and other celebs. Studio City is the place to get your lawn stolen. Brandon has to go to confession, Credere explains why he went the last time. Gangsta shit and demon time: the Credere manifesto. Two weekends two outings: Reptile Zoo and Cholo party. What will become of jobs not if but when AI takes over.   

          We start with an OOOOO WEEEE review that will blow your doors off. Growing, the pax, new weed sponsors, and the problem with gelato. The Writer's Strike of 2007 left a bad taste in Brandon's mouth, so they discussed this one from both sides. Haircut books in the 90s were a white thing. Air is a continuation of Americana in film and more spoilers about the film. We had fun and if you did leave a review and tell a friend.

First and foremost R.I.P. Jerry Springer, the boys offer a warm remembrance. Mr. B the librarian was a weird creep. Coldest beer in town guy has Brandon overthinking for zero reason. The 4/20 sale is only on 4/20 never forget. OOOOH WEEEE Review: Mac 1 (Dre) and Jealousy for golf. Arby's: the best American fast food chain that specializes in roast beef. Dear Mama first two episodes and "Pac Talk". 

We hope you are celebrating 4/20 by listening to this fantastic episode. We give some tips and suggestions for your green holiday. Brandon has another neurosis weekend including but not limited to Big Lebowski screening and Luke's birthday. Credere waxes poetic about hot dogs and gamey meats. Bum with a Mercedes is riding high off the hog. Bath bomb really messes up Brandon's tub. Another discussion about getting wiser and watching the booze. 

Short NBA playoff talk (sorry).Easter this year and the good times of Easter past. He has risen. Credere has a tale of his cousin's rise to glory without the help of the NFL. More money more problems like my man Puff say. Conscience decision to not use the word "choice". We gush over Busta Rhymes and his ability to pick producers. J Cole why should we care? 

Brandon is three year alcohol sober. The wutang series, its flaws, and surprisingly poignant moments. Dave the show, the de la soul creator and a good for that guy. AOL free discs and Triangle of Sadness review. Kick ass ep doggies.

So we heard you don't like sports, so a quick sports round-up. Brandon donates his hair and explains the stylings of That Kid They Call Billy. Mullet. Party city sucks. The drive to Whittier is aggravating. Veronica's RHOM 40th birthday bash. Why not change of your marketing Supercuts?

Well we have many “talks” today: chiropractor, entertainment industry, and beating off tales of yore. Glass stemware is atrocious to Brandon. Credere gets dirty about satanists. A religion class tale that could’ve really led to some shenanigans. Credere was gangsta in third grade, best believe. The guy who wears a mask in a porno isn’t fooling anyone.