Liquor License

Brandon has been speaking in olde English as of late, Credere champions it. White Men Can’t Jump 32 years old and hood theaters. Shout outs to our moms. Old lady massage. DJ Burns Jr and the fun of the NCAA tournament. Oooo Weeee Review: Pabsts and Emerald Fire OG. The Gentleman tv series review. Four years of sobriety. 

She never made the podcast but long time listener Jill the Thrill had a tumultuous trip. Women that smoke ooo weee. Blue Face strain. We break up with our chiropractor. Palisades, Pasadena, and Huntington Garden. Shit water and the state of retail in 2024. Roadhouse the Jake Gyllenhal film we refuse to watch. The original isn’t that great but we still love it. Should Brandon “drop knowledge”? Let us know! Liquorlicensepodcast@gmail.com IG: liquor_license_podcast

Guests are incoming to Brandon’s place so it’s in tip top shape as Credere takes notice. Getting a black stone grill for free. Spring Break Fo Eva Year 7 of that reference. We then discuss what classifies a movie as an A B or lower, remember this is our grading system not some school learnt stuff. Then we grade: Noah, Dumb Money, Yesterday, and recap Dynasty.

The title is just something said because Brandon was 50mg deep in a St Ides. We declare LL to be the show Bone Thugs is discussed the most and if you tuned in for that: buckle up.  Mas Dame Mas. Mr Worldwide and Credere hasn’t been to a nightclub in twenty plus years. Rejects vs New Boys vs a Jerk. UFC fight and the 5 closure; real fun stuff. Tennis elbow blues but worse Zoom call. 

The podcast team is worried about your health so they offer some tips and products to help. Watching Super Mario Bros movie and Mario in general. A Jonah Hill joint and Napoleon both stink. How much movies cost vs box office. Car shows and street takeovers are not something we know anything about. Dinner at Vitello’s and Dame Mas. Mexican restaurants stop with the dance floor. MJs deal with Epcot Center.

Harlem Globetrotter-ish baseball teams are flooding the south. Our dad’s sins of the past and our proactive nature canceling those demons. 84ers a new group cluster of suspended maturity adults that buy Ray Bans. Check out Party Down and MI: Dead Reckoning. Maybe skip anything Adam Sandler.

We may have a new podcast name soon. The NBA Allstar weekend; what it used to be and what it became. Stupid Brandon side bits: his wife’s last name and losing a tooth. Credere’s dental awareness and credit card knowledge. Kooky pirate vs pirates booty: a rehashing of gay bar vs strip club. Movie reviews: Fury Road (again), Killer of the Flower Moon and Clerks III. More like Bradley Pooper. 

          Super Bowl 58 is over and we have to talk about it (no it’s not LL Sports). Who’s a Killer in the NFL? Stafford hate. People you’re closest to don’t appreciate your art until a broader audience does. Work friends as you age. Brandon’s place looks like the Ms Jackson video after the recent rain. Tom Arnold doing stand up kinda and The Ice House special guest.

Media Day from Liquor License studios. First announcement: Credere is not a sex god but more a sex doctor. Then We talk local radio stations, songs that question leaving LA, music while tanning and True Detective 4. The 2024 Grammys and shout out to Snoop Dogg. The evolution of power bars and energy drinks. Guinness Book of Records has gone too far: fast rap and oldest dog battle.

Brandon is on a Bill Maher kick, he explains. Credere got his ass kicked four times one of those was over a misplaced Nintendo cartridge. Living in 2024: the pros (for once). Customer service may become a hot commodity. The new fridge finally. Driving through LA and actually enjoying it. Shout out to Luke and the Comedy Store.

  Brandon mourns the death of his sports fandom. The Bills are a “Buffalo 9”. It’s not all sports but we make picks. Toothsome Candy Factory review. Tales from the liquor store: 13 year old stabbing, crazy people admitting to losing their minds, black guy butt cheeks, and underpolicing. Old people and collections. Arclight shout out and Credere’s menu while seeing a film round out this laugh filled episode.

Often invited special guest: DJ joins LL. We discuss trip here to LA. Shout out to official sponsor 716itgroup.com and Paulie for also being out here for the Bills game (small sports segment, cmon it’s short). LA’s fake housing solution. Rewatch Sideways because Brandon realized why he hated it so much: his own self loathing. White guy movie vs just a guys movie. White people’s anthem is there one? Put on your Stacey Adams and find out on this special edition of LL.

Well look at us dedicating an episode to Katt Williams las† week and he went viral, we didn't. Yet Where was Katt right and what makes sense from Club Shay Shay interview. Women's winter fashion minute. Howard Stern and Sirius radio days. Foreigners wear tight shit. The Connors and offensive plant/animal names. Can you be sexually assaulted in the metaverse? What is the metaverse? Your hosts answer these hard hitting questions and pontificate on Olive Gardens new tag line.

Playoff Preview for that Ass! 

Its a new year so why not discuss porn genres. A serious question about "21 Questions". People who make background music have it made. DJ Shadow: Brandon's history with the man and his music. Applebees: Eating Mediocre in the Neighborhood. Katt Williams stand up concert tour. Bigger Jordan enthusiasts: hispanics or black. New Years wishes to all of you and your families. This is the year to tell a friend about LL, then you can discuss the stuff that we badly discussed.

We start with video game talk and Xmas pasts. Brandon got a switch (not the will smith song). The Dog Brothers from Sex in the 90s. Sofi recap from Credere and Brandon’s trip through Inglewood, surprisingly not up to no good. Topo Chico twist and 1/2 of young adults live at home. The year wrap up and it ain’t pretty. Happy New Year to all you supportive listeners.

The office Christmas party extravanganza year 7 is here! We got gifts, we got stories, and you’ll get your funny bone tickled. Hennessey has good targeted marketing. Brandon has 2 insights into what makes him tick: being around old people and not being present. Jeff Bezos discussion. Evidence and OOO WEE review: The Weed. Epsom salt measurements.

Brandon details the saga that has been getting a new fridge with these asides: last minute Xmas gifts, measuring, what constitutes a good fridge, and the lousy customer service these days. The cut down all the branches on the LL smoke out. Suegro minute, shout out. Leave the World Behind rant. Next week is the always lively 8th annual office xmas party extravaganza.

Places that are not on our bucket lists, because we don't have bucket lists. Finding yourself at whatever age is key to aging respectfully, or so the LL mindful minute reminds you. Credere likes Ozark and Michael B Jordan complaints. Brandon's first international players ball (wedding) in Mexico. Canna Club, procrastinating, chinese food and the racial breakdown of Mexicali. Weddings are for already married people: bar none.           

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