Liquor License

We wrap up 2024 for you in about 15 minutes respite with predictions for 2025. Mr Beast segment is here to stay. Credere breaks down his introduction to the Beast Universe. Lacroix stop with the limoncello. Tarantino list revealed, Brandon moves Bastards down (this is big news). District 9 fifteen years later should be considered a top sci-fi film. Have a safe new years and make a resolution to keep listening to LL.    

As we invite you into our annual office Christmas party episode, the episode takes a turn. We give shout outs to our listeners and anyone who is a real ass person. Then we hit on current buzzy topics: Hannah Koboyashi, Syrian jails, Diddy, Jamie Foxxx special and Trump part 2. We finish by talking about why we got into film and what caused us to move to LA. We hope the party noise was at an appropriate level, we really thank you for listening. Merry Sexmas from LL.    

Josh Allen really screwed Brandon, not in the way he’d enjoy (short LL sports). NFL stop with the Simpsons. Credere explains how hand built items are just better. Energy drink roundup (alcoholic and non) followed by bar talk. Top 12 Tarantino characters list really sucked and we give you ours. Why do you have to tell me your reason for using the bathroom? JDI Just Do It… for fucks sake.    

The squeak of Jordan’s has Brandon going batshit and trying anything to thwart it. The new Kendrick Lamar album and our weird connection to one of its guest singers. The tale of 12 days with Brandon’s parents. Credere’s eye for art and his desire for memorabilia. Choosing the best trading card to get an unopened box of and from what year. The baby shower was a blast. Early Xmas gift.     

For this holiday extravaganza we look at Thanksgiving pasts and plans for the future. Somehow in discussing the holiday we venture into the earth replacing itself and it all makes sense (somehow). Brandon's embarrassing anecdotes: stuffed animals and GI Joe bed tent. Running in sponsored races and Honey Brown beer were just two wonderful topics discovered. We finish the episode by thanking you the fans and acknowledging what we are thankful for. 

Well we watched the Tyson staged event on Netflix and we have some thoughts. But first we discuss a possible earthquake coming to LA because of a fish (that looks like an anaconda). Trick Daddy isn’t African American and 1999 isn’t the fourth “worst” year of hip hop. Brandon’s real fucked car wash experience and past car nostalgia.      

We discuss Black Runtz (it’s a weed strain not a rap group) and Growing Belushi. The problem with being a producer in reality tv. Haircut conundrum has been solved. Pizza topping favorite by state. Drag racing and the youths death wish for fame. Sneezing from things you don’t expect and tolerance breaks. Fight Night, Loot and Rebel Ridge were discussed as were what new black actors could be the next Don Cheadle, Wesley or Denzel.    

First off: stay high and keep making money (a bums proverb). Nail cutting routines and shaving. Actor Bahn, is it real? Then the spiral begins: hope you like conspiracy theories, human origins, and our hopes for the afterlife. We then review about 6 movies with a surprising B rating from both hosts for Wonka (who would’ve thought). Homo Floresienes, a dwarf humanoid would kill Stegodons (these are the spellings if you wanna look it up).    

Haircut conundrum 2024 has hit the LL offices. We decide what race and gender makes for better barbers. Also hair cut anxiety and Armo shops. Really not wanting to deal with minutia at all. Elbows update. World Series Game 1 an instant classic that was attended by Brandon. Hear about sports-traffic-geoden, the surreal stage that is Dodger stadium and losing track of time. Health minute. Thank you Swedes for listening. Thanks Dodgers for bringing the chip home.    

Yes that really is an Only Fans stars name. The bio of Wardy Joubert aka the meme black guy with the huge piece. Flavortown Dodger hats, World Series hopes, and watching the Penguin. A delightful Sunday respite with a firehouse pancake breakfast, an accident and a new vehicle. Somewhere in there we talk about how many times the earth has been frozen over and if aliens built the pyramids. It’s nutty fruitcake shit.    

Instead of liquor this week we switch to Fast Food license as we discuss our favorites and the worst. Mr Beast and Hawk Tuah girl updates, and an EIS (entertainment industry segment). Ford gives out free chargers now and Brandon is in love with the promotion and not Fords other creativity ideas. South of the Border: is it Americana or racist, you be the judge. Shit we watched: Starting 5, detailed review of Challengers and Brandon’s third A grade of the year. Vote Al Gore.  

Ball is Life & Life is Good, unless your the Browns or you wear Brown like the Padres. Enjoy as we cover it all. And as always our analytics say We The Best! 

Broken glass everywhere, people pissing on the stairs ya know they just don’t care. Credere has a sore throat and some serious eye issues. AI “podcast” program Google Notebook LM. We’re only in our 40s but we’re basically 70 in today’s tech standards. Pete Rose stories and a class night story from 1995. Stay off the Afrin! Salem’s Lot sucked, Viper Room did not. Benihana: thoughts and ponderings. 

We review A Quiet Place Day One, The Penguin, and Mr McMahon. And yes The Walking Dead is still on?!! Did the CIA sink an island? Credere gives a best looking city and the best to talk to city evaluation after considering if he’d rather be a bird or shark. It was a decision based episode. Then we discuss segregation and how it’s still alive.    

The boys have Seal talk, which lasts much longer than intended. Brandon can’t fly anymore but had to this past weekend. A good breakfast and Credere’s guilty pleasure. Yes throw your old masks away and Kevin Can F Himself may not be as good as it’s “cuteness”. People sitting in the cars: we get to the bottom of it.  

Snoop Dogg is on the Voice, we sound off on it. Are there millions of undiagnosed autistic people or do adults just have stupid collections? Brandon decides to not have a “new dad” attitude on LL in the future, and the effects of social media. Lotto people think “if I win so do you” no, no it doesn’t work like that. Credere smoking on the dance floor and in his mom’s car: the choices he questions and apologized for. Mexican party weekend: quince in the hood and 50th in San Dimas. Watch Workaholics. 

Brandon has a real problem with a bale, Credere mistakes as bail and fun is had. Awful corporate ideas and programs at work. R.I.P. James Earl Jones. Baby shopping with Juvenile. Credere examines choices his family has made and what his real vice is. Amish talk; because many aren’t aware of their bizarre yet practical approach. Brandon talks burial plots and his penchant for previously dating 20 year olds. The episode is really dedicated to Steve Carell for being involved in every story.    

The liquor license crew discusses the problems with LA during the ninth month. E&J helps reestablish this as a “liquor” show. The at-risk students that Brandon has a fondness for. Our days are centered around responsibilities yet we have two different approaches to dealing with the stress. The year 3 and 7 stages of being a LA transplant. Landrace strains.    

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Brandon has it out for his apartment complex, the company he works for, the medical coverage in this country and the DNC. After the vitriol we talk Taylor Swift bombs and Ye listening parties (how very 2009 of us). Inspirational guys are aggravating, so is small talk. Suegro’s 80th on a lovely LA day. Shows discussed and reviewed: Interview with the Vampire (AMC), Mr Throwback (Peacock), and Bad Monkey (Apple). Brandon finally gives out his second A of the year for a feature film. Grinding, hustling and surviving the early days of our LA lives. Please leave a rating and review.