Slobnation

Never forget who you are. Goodbye.

The slobs crawl from their respective nests to record their reunion.  One is now an underground producer.  One has been left deformed by a horrible accident.  And one is Italian.

We try some pants on.  Can you ask a man in a diaper to leave taco bell?

It's the first remote slob because of the quarantine.  The audio isn't the best but we were firing on some cylinders talking about beans, busting early, and Rage Against the Machine. I'm gonna try to trade some of my beans for a better mic for the next episode.

I am re-releasing what a lot of people said their favorite episode was.  We each wrote a short play and read it on the podcast. We are all quarantined but hopefully we can leave our homes soon and get you a new one... in the mean time, suck my fat hog.

Deno had the corona virus.  John goes to the zoo.  Robby recalls being a fat guy with an earring.

We talk about weirdos we've come across, coronavirus, and Robby won't shut up about gaming. Featuring the song 'Shoppin for a Reason' by David Stereo. It's actually not bad, makes me horned up.    ;)

The boys were part of a prank video gone wrong.  John keeps texting the wrong people.  Robby went to Mardi Gras by accident.  Deno explains twitter.

We try to understand Deno's approach to life.  We figure out the DENO system, kinda like that episode of Always Sunny.  Then we unanimously agree this was a bad episode.   Give us 1 star.  It's what we deserve.

Deno went viral again. We spend the entire episode scaring away new listeners in an act of self-destruction.

Deno saw a trash attack.  John is banned from sleeping in the lobby at work.  Robby takes down Joe Biden. Sorry this is a little late.

Robby and Deno walk unknowingly into John's web.  The two companions are wrapped in silk and stunned by the spider's sharp kiss.  Their vision blackens.  Their bodies go numb.  The feast begins.

B was the kindest man I ever met.  He touched me and everyone I know.

Another episode of Slobnation on time.  We're consistent now.  So that means the downloads will start rolling in.  Tell every bad person you know about this dumb podcast. Anyway, I'm sicker than normal on this one.  Deno talks about addiction and Robby talks about food and homeless people.  So it's a classic ep.

Happy Slob Year! John I is back after a harrowing stint in sea prison. The boys talk about an adult dressed as a ghost which opens up a larger conversation about privilege. We hope you don't like it. 

John I died in a tragic latex glove filled with jelly accident. He has been replaced by John II (a lady, good skin, no IBS). John II is far superior to John I. John I was a pervert and a bad friend.

Rooting tooting big dick joker. Sexual dick having Joker  

Another day. Another sandwich. Another disaster. The choices we make today echo through infinity.

An unthinkable crime was committed and we get to the bottom of it.

Travel back to a time where Deno was fat, Robby had hair, and John was happy. Many years ago (2 years ago), three slobs gathered to record what will go down as an episode of a podcast. The episode we were gonna release got corrupted so that is why this is both late and old.