You Suck
- Autore: Christopher Moore
- Narratore: Susan Bennett
- Editore: HarperCollins USA
- Durata: 7:46:17
Trama
"You bitch, you killed me. You suck!"
Being dead sucks. Make that being undead sucks.
Literally. Just ask Thomas C. Flood. Waking up after a fantastic night unlike anything he's ever experienced, he discovers that his girlfriend, Jody—the woman of his dreams—is a vampire. And surprise! Now he's one, too.
For some couples, the whole biting-and-blood thing would have been a deal breaker. But Tommy and Jody are in love, and they vow to work through their issues. Like how much Jody should teach Tommy about his new superpowers (and how much he needs to learn on his own). Plus there's Tommy's cute new minion, sixteen-year-old goth girl Abby Normal. (Well, someone has to run errands during daylight hours!)
Making the relationship work, however, is the least of Jody and Tommy's problems. Word has it that the vampire who nibbled on Jody wasn't supposed to be recruiting any new members into the club. Even worse, Tommy's erstwhile turkey-bowling pals are out to get him, at the urging of a blue-dyed Las Vegas call girl named (duh) Blue.
And that really sucks.
Capitoli
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Chapter 001
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Chapter 002
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Chapter 003
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Chapter 004
Durata: 04min -
Chapter 005
Durata: 08min -
Chapter 006
Durata: 04min -
Chapter 007
Durata: 05min -
Chapter 008
Durata: 09min -
Chapter 009
Durata: 09min -
Chapter 010
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Chapter 011
Durata: 07min -
Chapter 012
Durata: 10min -
Chapter 013
Durata: 04min -
Chapter 014
Durata: 09min -
Chapter 015
Durata: 07min -
Chapter 016
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Chapter 017
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Chapter 018
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Chapter 019
Durata: 11min -
Chapter 020
Durata: 04min