Don't Do It Yourself

You guys asked us to talk about stealing sneezes from people so you could live forever, right?    Topics: Sneeze Docking, Silencer, Mute to Poot, AWBC, Smell-o-Vision, Satan's Whistle, Waldoverse, Waldo 3:14, Peter Pan's Bad Guy, MegaHurtz the Pain Robot, First Impression Email, Chop Yourself in Half  Wikihows: How to Fart Quietly, How to Find Waldo, How to Make People Forget Your First Impression