Don't Do It Yourself

One Wikihow and a single Cosmo today, and they are both great.  Topics: The Original Immortal, Elf Life, Ball Gown, "Oil My Briefcase, Knee Jerk, Wolmo and Wolfgalangalang, Black to the Future, Lacist, I'm the Captain Now, Pleated Hoodie, Desolation of Smaug Wikihow: How to make people think you are immortal Cosmo: 2014 Oscar Movies as Sex Moves