Pod Fiction

Its boner week! It happens right after shark week, look it up. Is viagra really necessary though? A man probably has a million boners by the time hes 50-60, does he really need to keep having them? There has got to be a connection between too many boners in the elderly and voting republican.  Video games aren't the cause of real life violence, unless you're a white kid (again, with too many boners) drinking energy drinks. Kids need a right of passage. Why not leave children in the mountains to make their own way home? That'll get em hyped.  Jeffrey is an awful name. In 1884 during the cowboys and aliens period, the first humans snarted and out came a Jeff. Don't name your kids Jeff. If they turn out to be a serial sex offender, it'll just make things that much worse.   Subscribe where you listen.